she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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