I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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