Do vagina's smell?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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