It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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