he wants to bone in the snuggie
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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