I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
