we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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