I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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