a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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