Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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