Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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