My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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