**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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