i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do plants get herpes?
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