Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Oh Jesus.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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