But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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