So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.