So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS