Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today