I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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