come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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