Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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