it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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