I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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