So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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