You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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