i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We just shotgunned beers for America
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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