It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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