I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We had sex on a dog bed..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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