You can't special order awesome
apparently the secret to your success is patron
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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