Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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