Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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