it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
