I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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