Cold hands, warm shart.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.