I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night