if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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