She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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