Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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