i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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