I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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