well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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