i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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