Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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