I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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