Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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