you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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