I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we're so committed to being not committed
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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