Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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