Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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