Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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