A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
