Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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