He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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