Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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