is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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